sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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