I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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