I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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