Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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