This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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