Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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