the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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