He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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