my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Can I color on your dick again?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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