I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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