the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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