He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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