North Korea, Best Korea!
he puts the penis in happiness.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
how do flat chested girls get laid?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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