I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
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I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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