no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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