Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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