i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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