scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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