I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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