my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
sex in a hospital.. check
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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