no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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