I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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