You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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