He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Terrible idea I love it
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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