last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I wish you could order shots online.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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