i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Randomize
