I think I died a long time ago.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
That accounts for only three of the penises
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Randomize
