Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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