I think i peed on brittanys purse
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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