I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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