yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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