We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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