elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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