I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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