i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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