That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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