the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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