So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Just high enough for therapy.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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