nut hugger
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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