we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
So much Jack, so little girl.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Randomize