glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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