The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
