are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
