Porn is love you can see.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
