fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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