Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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