I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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