I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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