Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
