By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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