I wanna bring you to show and tell
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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