i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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