Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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