Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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